Yesterday he was wearing a Teenage Munant Ninga Turtle shirt, with comes with a turtle shell you can velcro on or off!!! Why are they so popular again? I have no reason to to dislike The Turtles, or Spider man or Batman or Superman or . . . I just want him to worship camping and rocks and dirt and biking and sports. And he does, (as long as bugs are not involved). Anyway, I asked him about the shirt:
Me: So, which turtle are you?
(long pause) B: Oh, I am just the answer to all evil.
Me: What?
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And then there is my Mother's Day card. If you can't read it, the card says: I love my mommy because I like piggy and she gives me kisses.
I don't know how I feel about it.
The answer to all evil! I LOVE it! And who is piggy?!?! Keep posting these - I love reading the funny things kids say!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope you're continuing to recover! Maybe try listening to audiobooks or podcasts if you don't feel up to reading?
I asked him 2 or 3 times to explain the card and he just shrugged and said: "I just like pigs." we have no special pig connection that I know of!
DeleteWell, piggys ARE pretty awesome, so B is onto something...
ReplyDeleteBut Master of all Evil... Ha! Kids are so curiously interesting!
Hope you're feeling a bit better and that you're able to spend some time outside on your picnic quilt with B.